Alucard
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So, I'm walking down the street, and I see this anime fan coming along. I think, "Here's an easy mark, I'll scam him for some money." So I walk up to him and say, "Hey, can you spare 5 rubles for a beer?" And he points at some guy with a sword and says, "That guy over there has some," and I see that he's already turning into a caterpillar, but I decided to bail.
Нет, я же Гитлер.