Red Alert 3 rules!!!! Have you heard the music from the menu? It's Americans trying to sing in Russian) Look at the absurd lyrics they came up with)) :

Red Alert 3 Theme: Soviet March

Our Soviet Union conquers the whole world
Like a huge bear in the East.
Sheep wander aimlessly, without any worries
And the Soviet bear is on the hunt.

Our brotherhood is a good life,
Our generosity is unmatched.
Everyone who is with us is strong
Everyone who is against us, beware
So that we all don't have to work hard.

All nations, it's not worth it
For us to turn you into ashes.
We are grateful to you, a low bow,
From the most powerful nation.