He has nothing to do... while the people of Africa are starving! The pumpkin is good. But accessing the internet from a phone is perverse. I used Opera Mini, but it's not great. The internet speed on a phone is always slow, and I'm not used to pages loading for three minutes.
I don't really like using the internet on my phone either: it's inconvenient. But sitting and chatting on ICQ is a sacred thing.
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.
G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal