Sacred Haven of Debauchery

I'm sitting in the kitchen, my table is a mess, and a fly is crawling all over it. It's the same here. No, friends, this topic will never become a replacement, and it won't even be half as popular, I think. Even now, these beer-related attributes seem pathetic to me. It's for the best; banality is the enemy. All good things must come to an end, right? As always, when I'm writing from my КПК, I ramble and get confused. A request to the moderators: At least pin the beer thread so it doesn't disappear to the bottom of the section, where it will never be found. You wanted to cast it in bronze as a monument, didn't you?