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10 signs that your fly is undone.
1) It's cool and refreshingly spring-like outside;
2) Spontaneous erection doesn't cause discomfort;
3) Elementary school students take out their phones and record videos for YouTube;
4) Girls you smile at smile back;
5) Men you pass by frantically check their ties, shoelaces, and cufflinks;
6) You have a feeling all day that you forgot to turn off the iron or something similar;
7) A pickpocket jumps out of the bus shouting: "I'm disgraced!";
8) In a museum, a man with an unremarkable appearance hands you a briefcase with secret documents;
9) The escalator attendant is trying to say something to you through the intercom;
10) The office security guard says to you: "Dude, zip up!".
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Statements by teachers
Does the word "allways" mean anything to you? Girls, put your hands down!
Boys, now it's clear why the girls don't respect you - your dignity isn't visible.
Soviet microprocessors are the best microprocessors in the world: they have 16 legs and... two handles - for carrying.
Civil Defense: during a bombing, glass shards pose the greatest danger, so when there is a threat of an attack, the groin area should be reinforced with bricks.
You're lying to me, comrade student, but I believe you.
Okay, I'm done, erase it from the board!
This will be absolutely exactly approximately equal to the following...
Entry in the disciplinary log: Juggled eggs during break.
He crept up quietly, making a clattering noise with the tracks...
I didn't graduate from an academy, but I'll give you a higher education!
Form up in the upper right corner of the hall.
All of this is called one word: the stability of the solutions of a system of differential equations.
You are old enough to talk about how the liver works.
So, my young partisans, I'm starting the review of the previous topic.
Guys, when you leave, please turn over the desks and chairs.
A sperm cell joins an egg cell, and then such handsome guys like you are born.
We'll pump the vacuum out of there...
When Prince Vladimir, as tradition dictates, died, a period of infighting began.
Have you just fallen from the moon?
This constant changes within...
I feel sorry for the students, but during the exam, I don't recognize myself, I'm not in my right mind!
...like throwing peas at a wall, in a positive sense!
1) It's cool and refreshingly spring-like outside;
2) Spontaneous erection doesn't cause discomfort;
3) Elementary school students take out their phones and record videos for YouTube;
4) Girls you smile at smile back;
5) Men you pass by frantically check their ties, shoelaces, and cufflinks;
6) You have a feeling all day that you forgot to turn off the iron or something similar;
7) A pickpocket jumps out of the bus shouting: "I'm disgraced!";
8) In a museum, a man with an unremarkable appearance hands you a briefcase with secret documents;
9) The escalator attendant is trying to say something to you through the intercom;
10) The office security guard says to you: "Dude, zip up!".
Added 11 minutes ago
Statements by teachers
Does the word "allways" mean anything to you? Girls, put your hands down!
Boys, now it's clear why the girls don't respect you - your dignity isn't visible.
Soviet microprocessors are the best microprocessors in the world: they have 16 legs and... two handles - for carrying.
Civil Defense: during a bombing, glass shards pose the greatest danger, so when there is a threat of an attack, the groin area should be reinforced with bricks.
You're lying to me, comrade student, but I believe you.
Okay, I'm done, erase it from the board!
This will be absolutely exactly approximately equal to the following...
Entry in the disciplinary log: Juggled eggs during break.
He crept up quietly, making a clattering noise with the tracks...
I didn't graduate from an academy, but I'll give you a higher education!
Form up in the upper right corner of the hall.
All of this is called one word: the stability of the solutions of a system of differential equations.
You are old enough to talk about how the liver works.
So, my young partisans, I'm starting the review of the previous topic.
Guys, when you leave, please turn over the desks and chairs.
A sperm cell joins an egg cell, and then such handsome guys like you are born.
We'll pump the vacuum out of there...
When Prince Vladimir, as tradition dictates, died, a period of infighting began.
Have you just fallen from the moon?
This constant changes within...
I feel sorry for the students, but during the exam, I don't recognize myself, I'm not in my right mind!
...like throwing peas at a wall, in a positive sense!