What do Americans think about us?

You described our country the way it's portrayed in cartoons.

-Who creates them?
Americans.
-Who watches them?
Children. Both ours and American.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Now, describe what the average American thinks about Russia. Not just some ignorant person watching cartoons, but an adult American with a higher education.

They watch the news. They read newspapers.
Let's remember the same situation with Ossetia.
European channels showed how Georgian soldiers mercilessly killed Ossetians, but! On television, they stated that it was the Russians. ;)

And in what way am I being rude?

Well... You treat everyone as if they're not very bright... But why am I even surprised? Rappers are probably all like that. ;)