What's so scary about America?
There, 500-kilogram people eat the brains of genetically modified babies, and they only eat them at McDonald's. Also, they are all "so stupid!" ©, and all their laws boil down to the fact that hippos should not ride on the roofs of hovercraft trams on the night of the full moon in October when the temperature is below 10 degrees.
Also, there are towers with speakers all over the country, through which George Bush continuously reads fascist slogans and calls on the people to fight in Iraq.
