Alternative rating.

But objectively, it shouldn't be the case that a player (and I don't mean to offend Beshu), who has played 2-4 games and won them, should be ranked higher or on par with a player (I mean myself, for clarity), who has played 30+ games and has 20+ wins and 8 losses.

A player with such results can only be ranked lower if they won all their games against newbies and lost to good players.

Now, to all the other disgruntled players - Stinger played 1 game, Paladin - 2. No rating will provide objectivity here. But after 10 games with equally skilled players, you can already draw some conclusions.