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besha(blue,Conflux,Moner,Moner) def DIMA(red,Dungeon,Shakti,Shakti), 2sm4d(3),145

Summer Season

Something's not going DIMKA's way lately,
Calm before the storm, soon he'll tear everyone to shreds.

Here's the deal, the opponent chose resets
Without resets it's tough—everyone knows that
Week's result: 2 secondary skills, magic spirits in the stronghold
Seven levels on the main hero flew by
Troops ate some experience
Stables, two Griffin Conservatories—all set
And plans matured in my head

Second layout—back home with loot
Upgraded shooters, ready to go
Delivered, grew, shook down the traders
And smashed a horde of golems for the grail
Expert earth plus slow, need I say more
Now canned goods are no problem
1-2-5, 7 angels without tears

1-2-6, I'm on the move from dragon utopia,
Sped up to the latest fashion
Pumped up like a modern macho
I think—it's finally going my way,
But Dimka's taking forever,
And he enters my dragon utopia through a teleporter
Basically, he's pulling one over on me like a sucker

Oh damn, that really stung, brothers
And only one goal: strike and rip out his nails
I attacked—but his army was garbage
7 units—he ran off with three, that jackal
I'm sending knights for the pandora's box
But I couldn't reach a couple of tiles—passed the turn
And that thing fell into the thief's hands again

Oh that damned teleporter
Let a convoy of suckers in on me
They broke the chain—and shattered the tempo
Took the castle without any trouble
Had to return home to the main hero
1-2-7, what a disappointment
Topped up mana, waiting for reinforcements

My skills are half as much
Shield +12 barely comforted
I'm smashing everyone in a row for experience
Suckers scouted the dragon utopia
Pulling up all my infantry
Opened the observatory and see Shakti's rear
Can't reach him, so I spend the night in the ramp

Then I go take the dragon utopia—a small one
There's a tome of fire, helmet +12, the rest is crumbs
Dima's maneuvers—switching PPD
And I head up to see what he left for me
He left wings, boots for logistics
And he's off to the snow to clean the Hive with a DD hero
Two days to gather, town portal, and beat the crap out of Dimka

I fly in—where is he, gathering pandora's boxes
Rip open a dragon utopia along the way
There's a tome of earth, swap shield +4 for a +12
And in skills I'm catching up to Dimka
Game result: FF didn't happen
After thinking it over, the opponent surrendered
Thanks DIMA for the game, sorry for the rudeness.....


P.S. Just for fun, not in the competition, it was just my first crappy rhyme related to Heroes.))))))