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invite you over – no way, you’ll burn down my whole house, you hooligan)) I remember Alkurd writing that he had to clean the floors and carpets there... You could be put to work for that purpose))
go for a walk... mmm... I don't like walking, I'm a homebody))
meet in person... well, that's possible
take you to the movies as a device for scaring away other annoying hooligans – that's an idea))
get high – good idea, let's discuss it in more detail... later
get drunk – same as above
chat on ICQ – if you're online, otherwise I'm not very talkative
same goes for phone calls
be friends – that's a very long-term question
ignore you – please do
tell you to get lost – I can write you a list of places to go, and what I think about it, in a private message))
fall in love... yyy... never mind
same goes for hugging and kissing
and in general, beat you up, ban you, eat your brain, flood you with nonsense until you run away
oh, I forgot to write, those who don't like drunken ramblings shouldn't read this...