Who will rule the world?

What a silly topic. Seriously? Every schoolkid knows who rules the world, and that's me, your humble overlord!! Haven't you recognized me? Oh dear, I guess I shouldn't have removed your shackles. I should have drowned another rebellious island in the Atlantic Ocean 2,000 years ago and named the ocean after it, so you wouldn't forget.

As punishment, from this moment on, this forum will be hell.