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Three Knights... turned out to be not very tasty... brrr... no, I prefer proper food.
And tomorrow I plan to finish off a couple of cows, a couple of weary travelers, and other such things...
I think it's not worth finishing off the Knights, because it takes a long time to remove their armor, and it's not worth the effort. And their swords are sharp; you'll get pricked all over before you manage to do it... and then there are their sweaty clothes... yuck. And they don't taste that great anyway. Just ordinary meat... tough... lacking any flavor. No, it's better not to eat Knights.
But weary travelers, yes, that's the best. They're unlikely to run far, so you don't have to chase them for an hour. Always fresh! Praise the gods who protect travelers! Tasty, tender, and they don't get stuck in your teeth. Sometimes they carry amusing little things with them, some of which are quite valuable, so you can replenish your treasure hoard. And they taste better... more wholesome, somehow...
But sometimes there's just not enough time, and I have to leave such juicy specimens unfinished... which is a pity.

How can you say that? Knights are a delicacy! You peel off their armor like a shell from pistachios and enjoy the fresh meat!)))))))))
I rarely leave anything unfinished. If I don't finish something for breakfast, I'll eat it for lunch, and so on. I won't go to sleep until I've eaten everything! =)

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