Fun

I woke up feeling incredibly happy and rushed to the shower. With a smile on my face, I went to the kitchen, wondering what my wife would give me. But she had even forgotten to congratulate me. "Well, that's something," I thought, "but never mind. The kids won't forget." But the kids had forgotten too. Can you imagine how I felt on my way to work? But when I entered my office, my secretary, Yulia, said softly, "Good morning, Boss. Happy Birthday!" And I felt a little better. Somewhere in the middle of the day, Yulia knocked on my door and said, "Boss, let's go have lunch together! It's your birthday!" And we went. After the third martini, Yulia said, "Boss, let's go to my place. There's no work to do, and it's your birthday!" And we went. When we arrived, Yulia whispered in my ear, "Boss, sit here on the couch, and I'll go put on something more comfortable!" And she left. Five minutes later, the door opened, and Yulia walked in with a cake, followed by my wife, children, parents, mother-in-law, colleagues, friends, and many others. And I was sitting on the couch, naked, thinking: I'M GOING TO FIRE THAT B****!!!!!!!!!!!!!