Fun

A day in the life of a rapper XD
5. 00 Woken up by my drunk younger brother. He should be hanging out at concerts and drinking vodka. But I'm the one who has to open the door for him. At his age, I was collecting stamps... damn, I'm not getting back to sleep now...
7. 00 Mom told me to get my ass up and go to school.
7. 05 Started getting ready, put on some pants, rapper style; Mom washed my hockey jersey, so I had to wear Dad's sweater—old-fashioned, but the main thing is that it's impossibly huge.
7. 20 - Brother saw me and started laughing. Fucking metalhead.
7. 21 - Tripped over my pants.
7. 28 - Tripped over my pants.
7. 35 - Put on a hat, headed to school. Leaving the house, tripped over my pants, fell face-first in the mud.
7. 50 - Turns out I put on a sock instead of a hat (no wonder it felt tight on my head). Went back home, put on the hat, headed to school.
8. 20 - Late for class, wasn't let in, standing in the hallway. Rapping.
8. 41 - Class ended, went inside, threw my bag down and went to hang out.
8. 43 - Yo! Whats up niger? Boys! Five of us standing there rapping.
9. 00 - Sitting in class, rapping.
9. 10 - Kicked out of class, standing in the hallway, rapping.
9. 15 - Went to the toilet.
9. 16 - Standing in the toilet, pissing. Started rapping and pissed my pants.
9. 17 - Leaving the toilet, tripped over my pants, fell face-first in the cesspool.
9. 18 - Looking in the mirror, I look cuter in shit.
9. 31 - (recess) Yo! The boys came and said I'm cool. Younger brother walked by and started laughing. I told him his rap is shitty. He gave me an anti-gopnik slap to the face.
9. 35 - The boys said he was wrong. He started giving everyone beatings with his combat boots.
9. 37 - Tried to run away, got a kick in the ass.
9. 44 - Sitting in class, my ass hurts.
10. 10 - Started drawing graffiti on the desk.
10. 12 - Teacher saw, kicked me into the hallway. Bitch! Standing there rapping.
10. 21 - Sitting in the cafeteria. Started rapping and spilled milk on my pants. Younger brother walked by and smacked me on the back of the head. Leaving the cafeteria, tripped over my pants, fell ass-first into the beet puree.
10. 29 - Boys saw and said I'm cool.
10. 40 - Sitting in class, writing poems. No rhymes yet. Fuck it, the main thing is to rap as fast as possible.
10. 50 - Finished, tried rapping, teacher kicked me out of class. Leaving, tripped over my pants, hit my ass against the radiator. Bruise all over my face.
11. 11 - (recess) Boys saw the bruise, said I'm cool. Let them read my poems. Yo! I'm even cooler now. Brother walked by, read the poems, said I'm an idiot and it's not cool. I asked what is cooler? He gave me his player to listen to during class. Cradle of Filth and Ancient.
12. 30 - Listened during class and got scared! Ran out of the room. (I knew my brother listened to crap, but for it to be this horrible). While running, tripped over my pants, fell. Teacher caught up, grabbed me by the scruff of the neck, dragged me back into class, called me a freak. Kicked me into the hallway.
12. 45 - Standing there rapping.
12. 50 - (Recess) Let the boys listen to the player: Kostik fainted, Vasya shit himself, Vovka admitted that girls won't give it to him and fell into a depression.
13. 00 - Started hitting on Svetka, she said I'm a freak and a moron. Yo! This chick is into me.
Sitting and rapping from joy.
13. 20 - Teacher kicked me out of class.
13. 40 - Bell. Waited for the boys. One by one, tripping over our pants and falling, we headed home. Agreed to meet up at 4 o'clock.
14. 00 - Came home, nobody's there. Put on Eminem, sitting here, jerking off.
14. 20 - Younger brother came home, turned off the tape recorder, went to sleep.
14. 40 - Turned on the tape recorder, woke up my brother... Got punched in the face, tried to fight back...
14. 50 - AAA!
15. 00 - Sitting tied to the radiator, sock in my mouth, player in my ears. Something horrible is playing.
15. 10 - Brother's buddies arrived. Threw their jackets over me and started kicking me.
15. 20 - Mom came home, kicked a pile of things, realized by the moaning that someone was there.
15. 30 - Mom untied me and sent me to get bread.
16. 00 - Standing in the store.
16. 10 - Got beaten up, they took my money; tried to get up, got caught in my pants, fell.
16. 20 - Came home, mom slapped me in the face and went to get the bread herself.
16. 30 - Late for the meeting with the boys.
16. 35 - Boys said my rap is shitty.
16. 37 - Tripped over my pants.
16. 40 - Made up with the boys, standing there rapping.
16. 55 - A metalhead walked by. We told him he's a loser, he told us to fuck off. And we, the whole gang (25 people), beat the shit out of him. Damn, we're so cool!!!
17. 00 - Cartoons finished, sat down to play on the computer, NFS Underground.
17. 10 - 10 metalheads arrived, gave us a beating and left. Weaklings!
17. 20 - Listening to D12, fucking satanic group.
17. 30 - Scraped together some change for a liter of beer. (Yo! We're cool).
17. 32 - The saleswoman doesn't want to give us beer, bitch!
17. 35 - Persuaded her, bought 2 liters of beer. (Yo! Niger, we're the coolest).
17. 50 - Just as we were about to drink the beer, my younger brother and 4 other assholes arrived and took our beer...
18. 00 - Three chicks were walking by, I started making eyes at them, they came over and said I'm a weak virgin and a fag... damn, I'm so sexy, they want me!!!
18. 15 - Vovka said he's a virgin and fell into a depression.
18. 20 - Saw a wedding, Sanya said the bride is all in white because she's a virgin. (decided to wear all white starting tomorrow).
18. 30 - Came home, ate, sat down to watch cartoons.
19. 00 - Younger brother came home, punched me in the face and left...
21. 00 - Mom told me to go to bed. "Mom, I'm 17 already, can I have another half hour?"
21. 05 - Got spanked by mom. Lying here, trying to fall asleep.