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America declared war on Russia…
First, they sent Duncan MacLeod against us, so that he would cut everyone down, because he is immortal. But Koschei met him with a chain-linked Kolobok, and MacLeod was no more.
They tried to unleash Madeleine Albright on us, so that we would be frightened by her obesity and the nonsense she spouts. But Valeria Novodvorskaya came out to meet her, and the Americans learned what true obesity and nonsense look like.
Then they decided to send the Harlem Negroes into battle. But the Voronezh Skinheads met the Negroes, and the Americans were left without Negroes.
They sent hordes of Vampires led by Dracula and Frankenstein to fight us. But Geser said, "Night Watch! Everyone out of the darkness!" and the vampires vanished.
A terrible Terminator came onto the battlefield, brandishing a pump-action shotgun. But Russian hackers re-flashed the BIOS of the iron-clad machine and gave it the appearance of Elektronik.
Younger Bush tried to befuddle us with mindless speeches, to deprive us of our minds with the most stupid arguments. But Chernomyrdin spoke, and Bush realized that he was just a son.
A blue horde rushed into the attack, wailing about human rights and the protection of sexual minorities. They were met by prison inmates who told them about their rights and obligations.
America had no more loyal troops left, and then they used their super-weapon: the almighty Dollar, scattered across banks and vaults. But we took all their capital investments and let the dog have them: some was drunk away, some was squandered, and some was simply… lost. And America had no more money for military operations and had to conclude a separate peace
First, they sent Duncan MacLeod against us, so that he would cut everyone down, because he is immortal. But Koschei met him with a chain-linked Kolobok, and MacLeod was no more.
They tried to unleash Madeleine Albright on us, so that we would be frightened by her obesity and the nonsense she spouts. But Valeria Novodvorskaya came out to meet her, and the Americans learned what true obesity and nonsense look like.
Then they decided to send the Harlem Negroes into battle. But the Voronezh Skinheads met the Negroes, and the Americans were left without Negroes.
They sent hordes of Vampires led by Dracula and Frankenstein to fight us. But Geser said, "Night Watch! Everyone out of the darkness!" and the vampires vanished.
A terrible Terminator came onto the battlefield, brandishing a pump-action shotgun. But Russian hackers re-flashed the BIOS of the iron-clad machine and gave it the appearance of Elektronik.
Younger Bush tried to befuddle us with mindless speeches, to deprive us of our minds with the most stupid arguments. But Chernomyrdin spoke, and Bush realized that he was just a son.
A blue horde rushed into the attack, wailing about human rights and the protection of sexual minorities. They were met by prison inmates who told them about their rights and obligations.
America had no more loyal troops left, and then they used their super-weapon: the almighty Dollar, scattered across banks and vaults. But we took all their capital investments and let the dog have them: some was drunk away, some was squandered, and some was simply… lost. And America had no more money for military operations and had to conclude a separate peace
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