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- Achieving immortality without dying is extremely difficult, according to the laws of the fantasy genre. Simple ghouls and ghasts somehow manage to live, simply consuming and not worrying much about "maintaining their strength."
- No, no, no, demons are constantly possessing ordinary mortals. They can't do much without a body, in most cases. Otherwise, they wouldn't possess anyone. (:
For example, to overthrow a government or visit a brothel.
Although one doesn't preclude the other, does it?
- Only out of paranoia did a dragon fly in from who-knows-where to destroy a dwarven Fortress. Only out of a sense of paranoia did it hoard all the gold, because who would dare take it from under the dragon's nose, huh? And the dwarves would have been attacked sooner or later, and their gold would have been taken by all sorts of evil people. The dragon just wanted to preserve it; he's a good guy. He just overdid it out of paranoia. ;)
As for the girls, I wouldn't be so categorical. All these lizard creatures are fond of interspecies relations, and they specifically want virgins. Bastards!
- Sivvi, old ladies always lament about a spilled salt shaker, saying "holy, holy." :)
- Ascendant Evincar, a Necropolis player! AAA! Cyborgs!!! See, Vissi, they're everywhere!
They'll tear everyone apart! Goodbye, poor fantasy!
P.S. Fantasy... hmm... euthanasia... hm.