Lock, and I know of a fantasy where there are no elves, dragons, etc. :)

If we consider all fantasy films, then Eragon is far from being the worst, because there are much worse ones... well, let's wait for the next parts, maybe they will be better)

and stop criticizing, it doesn't make you any better)

P.S. Nazg, and I'm increasing the number of the letter "Ы" ... this is my slang)
P.P.S. Zubr, I will shake whatever I want and whenever I want :P
P.P.P.S. and Monarch gets a minus, because it's not funny at all.