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A letter from a blonde mother to her blonde daughter:
"Hello, my dear daughter! If you receive this letter, it means it reached you. If not, let me know, and I'll write to you again. I'm writing slowly because I know you don't read very fast. The weather here is good. Last week, it only rained twice: at the beginning of the week, for 3 days, and closer to the end, for 4 days. By the way, about the coat you wanted, Uncle Vasya said that if it's sent with those cast buttons, it will be too expensive due to the weight, so I cut them off. Sew them back on; I put them in the right pocket. Your father found a new job. He has 500 people working under him! He's mowing grass at the cemetery. Your sister, Nastya, recently got married and is expecting a baby. We don't know what gender it is, so I can't tell you yet if you'll be an uncle or an aunt. If it's a girl, she wants to name her after me. It's a bit of a strange decision to name your daughter Mom. Your brother, Tolya, recently had a funny incident: he locked his car, but left the keys inside. He had to walk home (10 kilometers!) to get the second set of keys and let us out of the car. If you happen to meet your cousin, Lilia, say hello to her from me. If you don't meet her, don't tell her anything. Your mother.
P.S.:
I wanted to send you some money, but I already sealed the envelope."
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More about heaven and hell:
A man died. He ascended to heaven, and an angel greets him and says, "So, where to? To hell or to heaven?" The man, of course, immediately wanted to go to heaven, but the angel said, "Wait, we have a practice here: one day in heaven, one day in hell, and then you choose." Well, he agreed. He arrives in heaven; everything is clean, beautiful, paradise gardens, people walking in the gardens, but the only bad thing is that there are no familiar faces. The next day, he ends up in hell. There's a party, drinking, all his acquaintances are there. He goes to the angel and says, "I'm going to hell." He arrives in hell the next day, looks around, people are running around with cars, mining ore, devils with whips, everyone is downtrodden, dirty, and he's confused: "What's going on? It was so fun here yesterday?" They answer him: "THAT WAS THE RECRUITMENT, AND NOW YOU'RE ON THE STAFF!"
"Hello, my dear daughter! If you receive this letter, it means it reached you. If not, let me know, and I'll write to you again. I'm writing slowly because I know you don't read very fast. The weather here is good. Last week, it only rained twice: at the beginning of the week, for 3 days, and closer to the end, for 4 days. By the way, about the coat you wanted, Uncle Vasya said that if it's sent with those cast buttons, it will be too expensive due to the weight, so I cut them off. Sew them back on; I put them in the right pocket. Your father found a new job. He has 500 people working under him! He's mowing grass at the cemetery. Your sister, Nastya, recently got married and is expecting a baby. We don't know what gender it is, so I can't tell you yet if you'll be an uncle or an aunt. If it's a girl, she wants to name her after me. It's a bit of a strange decision to name your daughter Mom. Your brother, Tolya, recently had a funny incident: he locked his car, but left the keys inside. He had to walk home (10 kilometers!) to get the second set of keys and let us out of the car. If you happen to meet your cousin, Lilia, say hello to her from me. If you don't meet her, don't tell her anything. Your mother.
P.S.:
I wanted to send you some money, but I already sealed the envelope."
Added 2 minutes ago
More about heaven and hell:
A man died. He ascended to heaven, and an angel greets him and says, "So, where to? To hell or to heaven?" The man, of course, immediately wanted to go to heaven, but the angel said, "Wait, we have a practice here: one day in heaven, one day in hell, and then you choose." Well, he agreed. He arrives in heaven; everything is clean, beautiful, paradise gardens, people walking in the gardens, but the only bad thing is that there are no familiar faces. The next day, he ends up in hell. There's a party, drinking, all his acquaintances are there. He goes to the angel and says, "I'm going to hell." He arrives in hell the next day, looks around, people are running around with cars, mining ore, devils with whips, everyone is downtrodden, dirty, and he's confused: "What's going on? It was so fun here yesterday?" They answer him: "THAT WAS THE RECRUITMENT, AND NOW YOU'RE ON THE STAFF!"
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:smile24: Смертельный Альянс:smile24:
Настоящего не существует. Есть только ближайшее прошлое и скорейшее будущее.
