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Here's how heroes from different factions would react if: A fallen tree blocks the road. - The Knight would pray to Elrath to grant his peasants magical strength, after which they would quickly saw it into logs. - The Mage would open a book and choose the most intricate spell, then calmly move it to another location with the power of his mind. - The Elf would talk to the tree. Maybe it will agree to move to another location? Or will its companions move it? - The Dark Elf would snap her snake whip, after which the minotaurs would carry her over the obstacle. - The Demon would burn the tree. And also all the trees in the area, villages, castles, cities, kill all the animals, birds, and other creatures, after which, with a sense of duty fulfilled, he would continue on his way. - The Necromancer would stroll to the nearest cemetery. He passes by a tower with a princess imprisoned inside. - The Knight would break into the tower and save the princess. - The Mage would continue on his way. Young women no longer interest him. - The Elf would charm the beautiful woman and spend the night drinking wine with her, telling hunting stories. - The Dark Elf would talk to her all night about how men are such jerks. - The Demon would destroy the tower and kill the princess. And everyone else who happens to be in the way. - The Necromancer would stroll to the nearest cemetery. He doesn't need a princess. A bloodthirsty monster swoops down from the sky and attacks the hero: - The Knight draws his trusty sword and kills the monster. After which, the peasants' "morale" sharply increases. - The Mage doesn't bother with such nonsense. Why, may I ask, does he always travel with Titans? - The Elf hides, and after an hour of fruitless searching, the hungry monster goes away. Hopefully, without an arrow in its rear. - The Dark Elf doesn't pay any attention. After all, it's HER pet Black Dragon, who just felt like playing. - The Demon does what he always does. One more roasted carcass. - The Necromancer doesn't care at all. He has already strolled to the cemetery. If you say "Hello," you are answered: - Greetings, noble sir. May the blessing of Elrath be upon you. - How pleasant to meet such a worthy and polite man in this wonderful, delightful place. - Ho, my pale-faced, pointy-eared friend. - How dare you, worm, address a servant of Malassa without permission! Execute him! - Aaaarrrrggghhh!!! *after which you are killed. Just like that, as a warm-up* - It's too late to worry about my health," replies the necromancer, thoughtfully looking you up and down. Author: Fagotin Actions of heroes if they need to screw in a light bulb: - The Knight will not screw in the light bulb; he will train the peasants to become electricians, and they will screw in all the light bulbs they can reach. - The Mage will not screw in the light bulb; he will quickly assemble a glowing mini-artifact and give it to the gremlins to carry and light up. - The Demon will not screw in the light bulb; he will burn everything in the room, as well as all the rooms in the area, villages, castles, cities, kill all the animals, birds, and other creatures, after which, with a sense of duty fulfilled, he will continue on his way, enjoying the light of the fires. - The Elf will not screw in the light bulb; real Indians can see perfectly well in the dark. - The Warlock - while the minotaurs screw in the light bulb, he will cast empowered light on it, so brightly that the villages in the area will think a new sun has risen. - The Necromancer - why is that annoying light even needed?