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There's a funny anecdote I heard from my sister, and students will especially appreciate it:D:
A student dies and ends up in hell. A devil asks him:
-Which hell would you like: the student hell, or the regular one?
-The regular one! I've seen enough in student life!
The student ends up in the regular hell and is surprised. Every day, there's drinking, girls, fun, but there's one drawback: once a day, in the evening, a devil comes and hammers a nail into his butt. The student endures it calmly. But after half a year, he gets tired of having nails hammered into his butt and asks the devil to transfer him to the student hell.
There, he experiences an even bigger shock. Everything is the same as in the regular hell, but there's no devil with a hammer. The student enjoys it for half a year, but one day a devil comes with a bucket of nails and says:
-Well, student, it's time for exams!))
A student dies and ends up in hell. A devil asks him:
-Which hell would you like: the student hell, or the regular one?
-The regular one! I've seen enough in student life!
The student ends up in the regular hell and is surprised. Every day, there's drinking, girls, fun, but there's one drawback: once a day, in the evening, a devil comes and hammers a nail into his butt. The student endures it calmly. But after half a year, he gets tired of having nails hammered into his butt and asks the devil to transfer him to the student hell.
There, he experiences an even bigger shock. Everything is the same as in the regular hell, but there's no devil with a hammer. The student enjoys it for half a year, but one day a devil comes with a bucket of nails and says:
-Well, student, it's time for exams!))
