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I used to have Kaspersky, and everything was great. But one day, a mean and drunk punk (let's not mention her name) brought a penetrator to my computer through a photo, and as a result, Kaspersky killed it, but it also affected an important file for Windows. A couple of weeks later, my computer completely crashed. Luckily, Windows was reinstalled, but everything on my computer was lost, including all my Heroes saves... but that's another story, and I won't tell it. The most important thing is that I now have NOD32, and experts say it's the best at dealing with penetrators and viruses that devour files and replace them with profanity. I wish I knew who invented it; I'd give them a good kick in the butt!

