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My name is WisTrit, also known as... guess what. I'm... very old, I've only been sleeping for a few centuries. I sleep, by the way, in my cozy cave on a large pile of gold and jewels (brave knights came, left behind precious swords (after I ate them), now I sleep on pins and needles). Recently, I explored the internet, and now I'm here. Not long ago, a group of metalheads wandered in, and now I have something to listen to (and eat). I really love basking in the glow of underground crystals (my scales take on a special shine!), eating strangers, and indulging in wonderful dragon dreams. Of course, I play Heroes, sometimes even forgetting to crush adventurers and those who try to steal my gold (they line up and wait for me to finish). That's pretty much it.