Fun

Goal!
Goal!
Another goal – and it’s another score! Karpin scores the tenth goal against the
Brazilian national team! That’s right, we need to score as many as possible, because tomorrow the
Brazilian national team is coming.


The players of the Russian national football team congratulate their coach on his
birthday:
- The best gift for me would be your victories.
- It’s too late, we already bought you a tie.

- This is terrible! – the wife of a football fan is indignant – you know by heart the
schedule of the championship and the names of all the football players, but you definitely don’t
remember our wedding anniversary!
- That’s not true. We got married when our national team lost to Iceland.


The Russian national team has two ways to win the World Cup:
realistic and fantastic.
Realistic: aliens will arrive and help us.
Fantastic: we will win on our own.

The Russian national team managed to go to the World Cup in Germany. They collected
five wrappers from “Snickers” bars.

Our national team has once again pleased the fans. This time, they were
Italian fans.

Italy - Russia 1:0. I won’t eat spaghetti...
Ukraine - Russia 3:2. I won’t eat lard...
Russia - France 2:3. I won’t eat frogs...
Iceland - Russia 1:0. I’m going to miss herring...

On the notice board in the company:
All requests for time off for family reasons, illness, to give evidence in court, etc. must be submitted to the personnel department no later than
24 hours before the start of the match.

During the break in the football match, the coach addresses the players:
- Guys, don’t think I’m superstitious, but with a score of 0:13, I’m starting to
doubt our victory.