I'm not sure if this is true, but I heard somewhere that Russian is the second most difficult language, after Chinese.
Witch, I don't remember him. Can you describe him in more detail? Or post a couple of pictures of him?
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.
G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal