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Whether it's a meme or not, it's a meme... Anyway, I *fell and died*, as one of my good acquaintances says :)

Guestbook of the website ROSSIYA.RU
862 - Welcome to our website! Rurik, Truvor, and Sineus
897 - The Polovtsian prince Konchak visits us.
"Hello everyone! You're all goats, I'll do this to all of you, like this, and like that!"
System administrator Prince Igor kills the Polovtsian prince.
940 - Tsar of Constantinople:
"Dear, highly respected wise Oleg!
Can we remove your oh shit from the gates of our city?"
945 - "Hello everyone! Sincerely yours, Cyril and Methodius. There are cool
fonts with the letter 'izhitsa'."
988 - Princess Olga to Vladimir the Red Sun:
"I think paganism as a religion has outlived its usefulness in Rus'."
Vladimir to Princess Olga:
"It seems we need to get baptized."
1242 - Advertisement on the website:
"We invite you to take excursions around the Golden Ring of Russia!"
Teutonic Knights:
"Excellent excursion, excellent people, excellent Lake Chudskoye.
We had a great time, thank you, Alexander Nevsky.
On behalf of 30,000 knights, Karl and Johan
(those who knew how to swim)."
1240 - The server was crashed by the Tatar-Mongol hackers. For a long time.
1533 - Ivan the Terrible:
"I posted an article on the website about raising children."
1605 - Advertisement on the website:
"We invite you to take excursions around the Golden Ring of Russia!"
Poles:
"We went on an excursion with Ivan Susanin, expect a detailed report."
1700 - Selling pirated copies of "Windows 98 - a window to Europe."
1770 - Prince Potemkin-Taurichesky:
"Frank photos of Catherine II! Click here!"
1812 - Advertisement on the website:
"We invite you to take excursions around the Golden Ring of Russia!"
Napoleon: "Excellent excursion, excellent people, excellent weather.
Thank you for seeing me off."
1825 - "Attention to visitors of the DEKABRISTY.RU and VOLNODUMTSY.RU chat rooms!
Today, there's a great get-together on Senate Square.
Bring lots of beer and pistols."
The DEKABRISTY.RU chat room has moved to the Irkutsk server. See the link.
1861 - Alexander II:
"Without code and shock, I will free you from serfdom."
1869 - Leo Tolstoy:
"I posted 'War and Peace' on the website."
System administrator:
"If you post that much again, I'll cut off the internet forever."
1898 - V. I. Lenin:
"I posted the textbook 'Communism for Dummies' on the website."
1924 - "Hey people! Everyone to collectivization!"
1928 - "Hey people! Everyone to industrialization!"
1938 - "Hey people!... Where did everyone go?"
1941 - Advertisement on the website:
"We invite you to take excursions around the Golden Ring of Russia!"
1942 - Hitler:
"I'm stuck on level 9. Has anyone even gotten past it?"
Stalin:
"Idiot, read the guestbook first."
1945 - Hitler:
"I read the guestbook first. Excellent excursion, excellent people.
It's a pity I didn't get to see the Hermitage in St. Petersburg, the mausoleum in Moscow, and
the local history museum in Stalingrad. Thank you for seeing me off.
By the way, why do you only write pointers and toasts on your tanks?
'To Berlin' and 'For Stalin'."
1958 - Frank photos of Kuzma's mother! Click here!
1961 - Gagarin: "And yet, it moves."
1970 - "Attention to visitors of the DISSIDENTY.RU and VOLNODUMTSY.RU chat rooms!
Today, there's a great get-together on Senate Square.
Bring lots of beer, pistols... and warm clothes."
1985 - The website is closed for perestroika.
1991 - What a perestroika...
2000 - Monsieur, je ne mange pas de ça, je suis fatigué, j'en ai marre.
2003 - Putin to G. Bush:
"I invite you to take excursions around the Golden Ring of Russia!"
Bush: "Thank you, but I'd rather you come to us."