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The president summons the Minister of Internal Affairs and asks: P: Report to me, how is service in the internal affairs going? Are all the employees satisfied? M: They are satisfied, satisfied. Except they complain about the low salary. We should raise it. P: Let's try lowering the salary and see what happens. A month passes. The president summons the minister and asks: P: So, how is it going? M: They complain about the salary, but they still come to work. P: Let's cut their salary in half again and see what happens. Another month passes. P: So, how is our police force doing? M: They complain about the salary, but strangely enough, they still come to work! P: Let's not pay them at all and see what happens. A month passes. The minister reports: M: You won't believe it! They still come to work! P: Let's make them pay for working! An investigator interrogates a suspect, and at some point, he lights a cigarette. - Do you smoke cigarettes? - Yes, so what? - Are you a drug addict? - No, why do you ask? - It's convenient to make a joint with cigarettes. Such habits can say a lot about a person. The suspect looks at the investigator and moves as far away as possible, along with the chair. - What are you doing? – the investigator asks, puzzled. - Well, you often suck on a ballpoint pen! - So what? - Such habits can say a lot about a person... One man bought a parrot at the market and put the cage on the window. A policeman was passing by. The parrot, seeing him, shouted: "Dirty cop!" The policeman went in and fined the owner. The next day, the same thing happened. The next day, the policeman walks by again and anticipates how he will fine him again. But the day before, the owner had switched parrots with his neighbor, a priest. The policeman walks by - the parrot is silent. He approaches closely - the parrot is silent. - Don't you recognize me? It's me, the dirty cop. - It's too late to repent, my son!