Fun

A man runs into a police station and pleads: - Find my wife! She's disappeared! Here's a picture. - Someone looks at the picture and asks in confusion: - And what for? In the prison yard, a squad of prisoners stands before the warden. - Today, we have Easter in the zone. - Hooray. - And each of you will receive an egg from me. - Hooray. - WITH THIS IRON BAR. An elephant escaped from the zoo. The next morning, a man calls the police: - There's some huge gray beast tearing up the cabbage in my garden with its tail! - And what is it doing with it? - If I tell you, you won't believe me.