The 3rd stage of the annual John Van Caneghem Tournament (2008).

Players who are too lazy, don't have time, are tired, or feel like they're wasting their weekends (maybe I forgot something else) are even less likely to participate in offline events than the map itself. Read your own post, Fireball, and see how many of 'our' players you missed in the final standings. Is the map bad? But it seems like 'everything is bad except for urine.' Offer your own, and I'm sure the turnout won't increase. Or, if it does, you'll end up competing with Derteeplayer in a race. In the fall. Next year. Maybe.