Verbal duels.

Sir, that is impolite. As we know from history, women have long achieved a certain equality with men, both in everyday life and in the political and social spheres. I would also like to draw your attention to the Constitution of the Russian Federation. Discrimination based on gender is PROHIBITED! :) Therefore, sir, I hasten to advise you to be more polite, in order to avoid further conflicts.

Your Majesty, you have completely misunderstood me. I said this after you had already been added. Of course, I meant that the others should be added besides you two. So, don't accuse me of misogyny; I am all for equal rights. :D :D :D
P.S. Oh, Lock... You hurt me... I thought you would calm me down, tell me that I'm not as stupid as I seem... But you... Alcohol... Breasts... Actually, there are other parts of the female body that I like, and in general, I also love motorcycles and movies! You don't appreciate me... I'm leaving.