Attention! Floodscar 2008.

Since ancient times, whenever something went wrong in Russia, the people would gather for a large meeting with strategic reserves of vodka and choose a new tsar. It has always been this way, and now it has happened again – the people gathered, chose a king, married him to a queen, and there's no way you can get out of it!))) So, I declare the coronation of Morateg I)))) Long live the king!))))

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True, in the nineties, there wasn't enough vodka, and the people didn't quite figure it out...