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Ah, there is no forgiveness for me!
Greedy little caterpillar, forgive me, a sinner, and accept my best wishes on your birthday! May your entire life's path be strewn with large, free turnips (like, good luck!), may devouring these turnips bring you immense pleasure (happiness), and may you have a worthy partner in turnip-eating (love)!
Dragon, Happy Birthday! I wish that in life, everything black is a hundred times crossed out with white and fluffy, that your entire life's path is covered with a meter-thick layer of money, that one half of your heart is always filled with joy, and the other with love, and finally, that you have HEALTH and LONGEVITY - to enjoy all this for a long time and without pain!
P.S. By the way, Dragon, I could have congratulated you on April 5th at 4:00 PM Moscow time, but I'm smart!