Heh) I only have 1 Mbps officially. In reality, it's something disgustingly low.
Lock, everyone has their own quirks; some people just don't understand others. For example, I don't think it's normal (and this is what one of my friends does) to call yourself a crazy and very original person just to stand out. At the same time, he believes that everyone who doesn't dress like him is a "gopnik" (meaning anyone, even if they're wearing perfectly normal clothes – a simple jacket, jeans, shoes), and that everyone with short hair is uninteresting and unoriginal.