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The daughter of a newly rich Russian man comes to her father and says: - I've found a husband! - Bring him here, I'll chat with him. But don't eavesdrop! A minute later, a monk enters and says: - I'm your daughter's husband, and I want to marry her! And the newly rich Russian man says to him: - But do you understand that you've ended up with such a girl! She needs expensive perfumes and all that! - Well, God will provide! - She also needs expensive cars, trips abroad, and so on! - God will provide! - Well, alright, go! The monk leaves, and the daughter enters. - So, Dad, what do you think of him? - He's a loser, but I like that he calls me GOD... Two Chukchi are walking along the shore of the White Sea. One: - Wow! I found 10 bucks! - Good for you... You idiot, why did you throw them away? - They were fake! - Why?? - Well, have you ever seen a ten-dollar bill with two zeros on it!? A man had five children. Four of them looked like him, and the fifth one didn't look like him at all. And so, the time came for the man to die. He's lying there, barely breathing, and he asks his wife: - Well, tell me the truth, is this son of mine or not? And his wife replies: - This one is yours, the rest aren't. In class. The topic is survival: - Children, what would you take with you to a deserted island to make yourselves comfortable? Petya: - I would take a handful of grain to ensure I have bread forever! Tolya: - And I would take a rifle and fishing gear to get fish and meat! Vasya: - I would take a girlfriend and a grapevine to organize wine production, so there's always something to drink and have fun. - And what about you, Vovochka? - I would take Petya, Tolya, and Vasya with me!