Fun

-This is the most magnificent spectacle I have witnessed in 100 million years, oh, great Volka. Even Sheikh Ibn Fazil didn't have anything like this. What is it, oh, incomparable Volka!
- It's Hottabych's porn.

A shipwreck occurred. Only one beautiful, young woman managed to survive. Swimming to a nearby island, she fainted and fell onto the sand. Then two natives, a father and son, approached. The father examines the woman thoughtfully, and the son urges him:
-Let's eat her, look how appetizing she is!
After thinking for a moment, the father says:
-No, son! We'll take her home with us and eat Mom!!!

A golden wedding anniversary. The husband asks his wife:
-Darling! Were you unfaithful to me?
-Three times.
-When was the first time?
-Remember, when no one at the bank wanted to give you a loan. And then the bank director himself signed it and personally handed you the receipt!
-Thank you, darling! And when was the second time you were unfaithful to me?
-When no one wanted to perform your operation. And then Dr. Seversky himself took the scalpel in his hands!
-Thank you, darling! You saved my life! And who did you have an affair with the third time?
-Remember, when you ran for deputy in our district and you were short 49 votes?...