PLEASE, DON'T HURT THE KID!!! MY HEART IS BREAKING!!! Why are you being so mean?! Archibald, aren't you ashamed? This is just unnecessarily cruel... And you're acting like you wrote that when you were 9 years old... He's probably just trying to please you and do something good, and you're immediately making fun of him... Ugh... You're adults... I'LL BITE THE ONE WHO HURTS HIM!!! Please, lift my spirits, you are our Heroes...
Here's MANTIKOra, especially for you ;)
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