Fun

Little Moishe comes home from school, approaches his mother, and says: "Mom, Mom, today at school, I wrote in the "Nationality" field that I am Russian!" "Son, what did you eat for lunch every day?" "Chicken." "Well, now you will eat potatoes, like all Russian children." Moishe was upset and went to his father, hoping he would approve. He approaches his father: "Dad, Dad, today at school, I wrote in the "Nationality" field that I am Russian!" "Son, what did you ride to school every day?" "In Dad's car!" "Well, now you will ride the tram, like all Russian children." Moishe, completely upset, approaches his grandfather, hoping he might approve: "Grandpa, Grandpa, today at school, I wrote in the "Nationality" field that I am Russian!" "Grandson, how much pocket money did you get every day for school?" "A hundred rubles, Grandpa!" "Well, now you will get one ruble, like all Russian children." Moishe is completely upset and sits down with his family for dinner. Everyone is eating chicken and exchanging glances. Moishe is eating potatoes. Then, his mother asks Moishe: "Well, son, how do you like being Russian?" "Damn it... I've only been Russian for a couple of hours, and I already hate you Jews!!!" Vovochka runs home from school. "Oh, what happened, what happened! The shop teacher was walking down the hallway, carrying a can of glue, tripped, spilled the glue, slipped, fell on the glue, and got stuck to the floor!" "Well, did you peel her off the floor?" "We did, we did! The braver ones even did it twice!"