Congratulations.

Oops! Draco, here comes the day that happens once a year, but haunts us throughout our lives.;) On this momentous day, I'm sending you a message from the Zone, while under the influence of the Brain Scorcher, so please don't think this greeting is nonsense, because it is nonsense. So, everything is standard, but with a pleasant twist: happiness, health, goodness, loot, and may your soup be filled with beets. And most importantly, success on all fronts of this multifaceted life. Oh, and the controller sends his greetings too. With that, I'll take my leave, as a wave of mutants is coming, and my PDA is acting up, but I hope the greeting gets through!