Oh, Brack, you reminded me of the summer before 8th grade. We went south with our class to Yevpatoria. I think it's obvious that our parents gave us a ton of food to take with us, after all, it was a journey of more than two days by train. One guy, for some reason, was given a bunch of vegetables and fruits, which simply didn't survive until the moment they were eaten because they spoiled. But we still found a use for them. We threw cucumbers and tomatoes out the open window at trains on the opposite tracks. The vegetables were torn to shreds, and after the next tomato barrage, the whole window was covered in stains. It was crazy how dirty our window was by the time we arrived. It's a pity we didn't have any eggs left (chicken eggs, that is). Oh, what would have happened then... :)
But that's nothing, here's what happened when I went south with my class (to Sochi). We postponed the "bombing" until after we arrived and threw things right out the hotel window. The most reckless ones even aimed at the cleaning lady, the poor thing, who was trying to clean everything up.
P.S. Our arsenal included not only fruits and vegetables, but also yogurts, hellish bombs:smile51: