Voting for the first stage of the “Mr. HeroesWorld” Contest.

Once upon a time, there lived a little elf named Donut.

He loved to eat well and sleep.

And he also loved to walk and play in nature.

:smile02: During one of his walks, he met an elven mage named Cupcake.

Naturally, the mage told him that he was "The Chosen One" and that when he grew up, he would become the savior of the world.

Donut didn't believe him right away (although he loved cartoons and fairy tales, he no longer really believed in miracles, just like Father Frost, who hadn't given him a unicorn for New Year's).

But the mage first showed him a couple of tricks, and then a document written in pure Russo-Elvish that said "Donut is the savior of the world," after which he told him to build up his strength and vanished.

The first years of training were the hardest for Donut, but he didn't give up.

By eighteen, he was already the forest champion in weightlifting.

And a champion in archery (he also loved SVDs – but that is another story).

:smile21: :smile45: But then came the day when trouble arrived in the forest.

A gang of the evil orc Stinky came from the Mongolian steppe and started raiding.

But Donut took his faithful bow, arrows, a box of grenades, a "Maximka" machine gun, his grandfather's shashka (he used to fight alongside Chapaev) and headed for the hooligans' camp.

In short, by the time he reached the camp, the orcs were in bad shape, as our hero did not spare any cartridges or grenades.

On his way home, he met an old acquaintance.

The latter again showed the document and said that Donut's time had come.

This was followed by a story about a beautiful princess.

And the main world villain, Radish, who stole a nuclear missile from a testing ground in Siberia and took the princess along with it.

In short, they set off together with the mage to visit this villain and soon arrived at the walls of his Stronghold.

:smile35: Cupcake used his magic to destroy the wall (it was designed to look like the Kremlin wall), but he could no longer follow Donut inside, as he had lost too much strength.

Evil Radish was already waiting for our hero, his Jedi sword at the ready.

And a great sword battle began, more intense than in Star Wars.

And they fought, swearing like dockworkers.

:smile49: But Donut had not trained for all those years in vain and eventually defeated the villain.

:smile42: Radish was given a silver medal, but the nuclear missile was taken away.

Donut saved the princess and they got married.

Then they had a horde of toddlers (it turned out to be a large family) and they lived happily ever after until they died (although elves live long lives, so maybe they are still alive).

Once upon a time there was a kind mod

*- Once upon a time there was a kind mod

*- he conscientiously performed his duties

*- he was a true protector of the forum

- but then terrible flooders came to the forum

*- they flooded and flooded

*- and the mod deleted and deleted

*- but one day he met a beautiful girl

*- he became very attached to her

*- but she turned out to be the most
terrible flooder in the world

*- The mod grieved for a long, long time

*- he no longer looked like his former self

*- and meanwhile the forum was quietly sinking under mountains
of flood

*- and then a friend came to the mod

*- a metalhead friend

*- they got drunk

*- and forgot old hardships

*- they went to take revenge on the flooders

*- especially... one...

*- and they defeated the malicious
flooders

*- and there was peace and prosperity on the forum

*- until the mod's friend (who had become
a mod) stepped on the same rake.


This story happened to me on a very ordinary day... ordinary at first....

I woke up early...around 10 o'clock...my mood was bad because on this day I had to go to the clinic, and I had also overslept...Having washed and shaved, I had breakfast, after breakfast, I got dressed and went outside (the blue aura around me is Actimel protection). It was sunny outsidebasically, as it had been all week. Sighing, I headed toward my goalI arrived in 5 minutes... probably because I walked fast well or because the clinic was two houses away. Entering inside, I immediately headed to the office I neededApproaching the door, I knocked An unfamiliar female voice answered me: Come in!
I opened the door and entered...She appeared before my eyes... an angel descended from heaven she was the new nurse, for I had not seen her here before...
My heart began to beat fast, I was overwhelmed with feelings...but I tried not to show it...Suddenly she asked me to come closer, to begin the procedures for which I had come today... Overcoming my shut-down brain, I began to move...
After some time, I left the office... After standing for 5 minutes, I headed for the exit... I walked and thought about her, her image was in my head... Passing by jars of analysis samples, I suddenly heard a strange voice. - Help me...
Looking around, I saw no one... Probably I imagined it. - I thought and wanted to go further, when suddenly the voice was heard again. - Here, in the jar! Help me!. I began to look closely at the jars and saw something in one of them... I took it and opened it... Thick smoke came out of it and he appeared before me... An Ifrit, strangely enough...
Thank you, stranger. - The Ifrit thanked me and smiled cunningly.
- You.. are you an ifrit? I asked, to confirm my suspicions.
- Yes. - he answered, and added. - You can make a wish... I will fulfill everything...
- A wish?? - I asked again. - I thought only genies grant wishes...
- No. Ifrits can do this too. - he countered.
- Hm... - I pondered, because according to legend ifrits are evil spirits and should not be trusted, but for some reason I agreed to his offer.
- All right. - I answered. - Umm... I don't even know what to wish for... actually I always wanted to visit a fantasy world, or at least the Middle Ages... but I have some doubts, because... - before I could finish, everything suddenly went dark, and in the next second I was already standing in the square in front of a castle and I was wearing a costume... A JESTER?!
- what is this place? How did I get he...re. - remembering the ifrit, I guessed what happened. - Well he.... I knew I shouldn't trust him... sigh...
Suddenly the ringing of a bell and all the people began to gather at the castle. The king stepped onto the balcony and began to speak.
- Some villains kidnapped the princess... according to witnesses, the kidnappers headed into the forest ... whoever finds them and brings the princess back will receive a good reward... and a horse as well.
Immediately several brave souls volunteered. Among them were: a knight,
an elf and a mage. - There they are! Real heroes. - I thought.
Having discussed everything, the volunteers headed for the gates. I ran up to them and asked to go with them; they agreed to take me.
We headed for the forest. On the way, many strange creatures encountered us...
there were dendroids, an orc was met, we also saw Indians,pirates,Barbarians, legionnaires, and even an egg-man!
There were feathered ones too... bats, witches and sparrows
We were even at an Egyptian disco where a wonderful orchestra played... led by a conductor, and a rhythm guitarist, who also sang.
The next morning, after the disco we set off further... we walked all day and by evening reached... basically we didn't reach anything, but just stopped for the night, as it was already dark. Just as we began to set up camp, suddenly a witch appeared and began to recite a spell! The elf wanted to shoot an arrow at her, but an archer who appeared from nowhere preempted him and death came to the elf. But our mage did not panic and killed the enemy with lightning. The knightcast a blessing spell on himself (it turns out he was a paladin) and went to attack the witch, who in turn finished the spell, using which she summoned two zombies
The knight fought the zombies,while the mage tried to deal with the witch...
I armed myself with a stick, resembling a spear and ran to help the mage...
Together we overcame the witch; the mage had just thanked me for the help when an assassin appeared behind him and plunged his blades into the mage, after which the mage fell dead...
Frightened, I began to back away, and the killer came at me... and then the knight shouted: - RUN! - and threw himself on the assassin...
I bolted from the spot and ran deep into the forest... I ran as hard as I could... turning around, I saw a vampire flying after me... probably he was from the same gang...
My strength was already running out, I ran stumbling... and suddenly a horse came toward me (or a steed... it wasn't clear there), I mounted it and rode away...
Danger seemed far away now, and fear almost vanished... then I remembered my home, the nurse... I was afraid that I would never see her again, that I would remain in this world forever...
I had almost forgotten what was happening when suddenly a werewolf appeared on the road.
The horse stopped abruptly, and I flew out of the saddle...

............................................................................................................................................................................... what happened next???... then I came to... rather I woke up, because the alarm clock rang; I quickly got up and began to get ready, as I need to go to the clinic today!!!