Alucard
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Damn, I watched this hilarious parody video of Halo 3, man, I laughed my ass off, can’t find the link or I’d share it)))))
Ah well, moving on!
*Cue the 20th Century Fox music again, I walk onto the stage with some high-tech armored container*
Today we are gathered here to award the heroes of war who bear the heavy burden of maintaining peace on Earth... *A lot of time passes, half the hall is asleep, some are drinking or playing, and from the back occasional loud slaps on the table and joyful cries of "FIIIIISH!!" are heard — looks like the hardcore admin domino players have shown up*.... and now I will solemnly unseal this secret container! *Suddenly, breaching the roof, a drop pod crashes into the hall; stormtroopers approach from all sides; the soft crackle of needler bursts and SMG fire is heard everywhere... Master Chief jumps out of the pod*
Master Chief: Intelligence leak, I repeat, intelligence leak, full termination clearance, the secret container must be secured!!
"So much for 'He will come... Believe it.'" (quote from the Halo 3 ad), thinks half the hall, as Chief unseals the container
Master Chief: So, what's this leak about... ah, an envelope....
Me: In the name of the Emperor and the Holy Inquisition, this envelope should be opened by me!
Master Chief: Shush, when there's a Forum Inquisitor nomination, then you can spout Warhammer lines, but right now we have a Halo 3 dictatorship.
Me: *Humiliatingly realizing I only played the first Halo* Halo sucks, COD4 is an FPS masterpiece!
Master Chief: *Pulls out SMG*
Me: Got me, you smooth talker, Halo is better....
Master Chief: And what leak do we have in this envelope *tears it open.... WHAT?!? Alan the Forum Master Chief?!?! And this is called a leak?????? everyone already knows that!!!!!!! What kind of day is this today??...*walks off upset, casually shooting someone’s head off*
Master Chief *in the distance*: Gotta put that idiot from the coordination center down...
Well, that about sums it up without comments. It seems to me Alan cares about the forum more than it does *points finger upward*, in short, everyone already knows Alan perfectly well.
So let’s just say thank you to him.
Now on to the next nomination!! At first I thought about having a different one, but the influx of interesting new users to the forum made me change my mind, so the next nomination is "Tough Newbie". By "newbie" I mean someone with fewer than 70 posts or/and a recent registration date.
I thought for quite a while about who to vote for; there were 6 candidates, and in the end two remained: Psionic and TonyMontana. At first I wanted to give it to Psionic — a very sensible guy, serious, plays well, and just writes interestingly and well — but judging by the registration date and behavior, he’s only a newbie on HeroesWorld, otherwise he’s clearly a hardcore veteran. So I’m giving my vote to TonyMontana. At first he seemed like a regular spammer, just padding his post count, so I told him something like "Tony, stop writing one-liner posts." I didn’t really expect any effect, but I was quite surprised when his next posts were perfectly normal in length, with a complete thought, and he later said in private messages that he’d try to write more fully and not spam. I was even stunned — first time I’ve seen someone who respectfully accepts criticism from others and, on top of that, when he turned off the spam posts, there were quite smart and interesting thoughts in them. They might not be original, but if he keeps it up, he’ll turn into a pretty hardcore Heroes player.
Ah well, moving on!
*Cue the 20th Century Fox music again, I walk onto the stage with some high-tech armored container*
Today we are gathered here to award the heroes of war who bear the heavy burden of maintaining peace on Earth... *A lot of time passes, half the hall is asleep, some are drinking or playing, and from the back occasional loud slaps on the table and joyful cries of "FIIIIISH!!" are heard — looks like the hardcore admin domino players have shown up*.... and now I will solemnly unseal this secret container! *Suddenly, breaching the roof, a drop pod crashes into the hall; stormtroopers approach from all sides; the soft crackle of needler bursts and SMG fire is heard everywhere... Master Chief jumps out of the pod*
Master Chief: Intelligence leak, I repeat, intelligence leak, full termination clearance, the secret container must be secured!!
"So much for 'He will come... Believe it.'" (quote from the Halo 3 ad), thinks half the hall, as Chief unseals the container
Master Chief: So, what's this leak about... ah, an envelope....
Me: In the name of the Emperor and the Holy Inquisition, this envelope should be opened by me!
Master Chief: Shush, when there's a Forum Inquisitor nomination, then you can spout Warhammer lines, but right now we have a Halo 3 dictatorship.
Me: *Humiliatingly realizing I only played the first Halo* Halo sucks, COD4 is an FPS masterpiece!
Master Chief: *Pulls out SMG*
Me: Got me, you smooth talker, Halo is better....
Master Chief: And what leak do we have in this envelope *tears it open.... WHAT?!? Alan the Forum Master Chief?!?! And this is called a leak?????? everyone already knows that!!!!!!! What kind of day is this today??...*walks off upset, casually shooting someone’s head off*
Master Chief *in the distance*: Gotta put that idiot from the coordination center down...
Well, that about sums it up without comments. It seems to me Alan cares about the forum more than it does *points finger upward*, in short, everyone already knows Alan perfectly well.
So let’s just say thank you to him.
Now on to the next nomination!! At first I thought about having a different one, but the influx of interesting new users to the forum made me change my mind, so the next nomination is "Tough Newbie". By "newbie" I mean someone with fewer than 70 posts or/and a recent registration date.
I thought for quite a while about who to vote for; there were 6 candidates, and in the end two remained: Psionic and TonyMontana. At first I wanted to give it to Psionic — a very sensible guy, serious, plays well, and just writes interestingly and well — but judging by the registration date and behavior, he’s only a newbie on HeroesWorld, otherwise he’s clearly a hardcore veteran. So I’m giving my vote to TonyMontana. At first he seemed like a regular spammer, just padding his post count, so I told him something like "Tony, stop writing one-liner posts." I didn’t really expect any effect, but I was quite surprised when his next posts were perfectly normal in length, with a complete thought, and he later said in private messages that he’d try to write more fully and not spam. I was even stunned — first time I’ve seen someone who respectfully accepts criticism from others and, on top of that, when he turned off the spam posts, there were quite smart and interesting thoughts in them. They might not be original, but if he keeps it up, he’ll turn into a pretty hardcore Heroes player.
Нет, я же Гитлер.
