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Examples of explanatory notes written by employees who were late for work.
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Yesterday evening, our entrance was painted with bad paint. I left my apartment and my right foot got stuck. I pried my right foot loose, then my left foot got stuck. Then a neighbor came out, and while I was prying her loose, I was 15 minutes late.
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I was late for work because of a healthy lifestyle! I left for work earlier, but because I didn't have any cigarettes, I got hit hard. I went to the infirmary, but it was closed. Then I bought a bottle of vodka and started rinsing the wound. That's why I smell like alcohol, my face is bruised, and my slurred speech and impaired coordination are the result of a concussion! I wasn't drinking, I swear.
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I was three hours late because after yesterday's corporate party, in your honor, by the way, I came to my senses on a bench in a park in the city of Tver.
I don't know how I got there.
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I, Sergei Ivanov, was late for work due to Mosgortrans. An emergency occurred on the trolleybus I was riding. The driver was probably drunk and his horns fell off. He didn't admit for a long time that his horns had fallen off and said that we would be leaving soon. And since he was drunk, he couldn't pick them up. Then he finally admitted that the horns had fallen off, but a lot of time had passed. Then I walked three stops to work because the trolleybuses weren't running.
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I come to work later and later because in the mornings I run in the stadium with my dog, and we watch the sunrise, and the sun rises later and later. This will continue until December 22. After that, I will commit to coming to work earlier and earlier.
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In the morning, as usual, I got dressed and was about to leave the house.
I stepped over the bed and got tangled with a girl, and in order to get free, I had to undress again. This procedure took some time, as a result of which I was late for work.
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I (full name) was three hours late for work because I didn't have money for the tram, and I got lost and couldn't find your street. I didn't come in work clothes because I don't have any other, but I will soon!
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Yesterday evening, our entrance was painted with bad paint. I left my apartment and my right foot got stuck. I pried my right foot loose, then my left foot got stuck. Then a neighbor came out, and while I was prying her loose, I was 15 minutes late.
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I was late for work because of a healthy lifestyle! I left for work earlier, but because I didn't have any cigarettes, I got hit hard. I went to the infirmary, but it was closed. Then I bought a bottle of vodka and started rinsing the wound. That's why I smell like alcohol, my face is bruised, and my slurred speech and impaired coordination are the result of a concussion! I wasn't drinking, I swear.
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I was three hours late because after yesterday's corporate party, in your honor, by the way, I came to my senses on a bench in a park in the city of Tver.
I don't know how I got there.
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I, Sergei Ivanov, was late for work due to Mosgortrans. An emergency occurred on the trolleybus I was riding. The driver was probably drunk and his horns fell off. He didn't admit for a long time that his horns had fallen off and said that we would be leaving soon. And since he was drunk, he couldn't pick them up. Then he finally admitted that the horns had fallen off, but a lot of time had passed. Then I walked three stops to work because the trolleybuses weren't running.
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I come to work later and later because in the mornings I run in the stadium with my dog, and we watch the sunrise, and the sun rises later and later. This will continue until December 22. After that, I will commit to coming to work earlier and earlier.
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In the morning, as usual, I got dressed and was about to leave the house.
I stepped over the bed and got tangled with a girl, and in order to get free, I had to undress again. This procedure took some time, as a result of which I was late for work.
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I (full name) was three hours late for work because I didn't have money for the tram, and I got lost and couldn't find your street. I didn't come in work clothes because I don't have any other, but I will soon!
