Your school nicknames and favorite/least favorite names.

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My name is Evgeny, and sometimes, especially at work, people often say my name along with my patronymic. As for my nicknames, I've always been called "Yak" because of my last name, or later, "Limp" or "Chrome." I broke my leg in my first year of technical college; imagine, it wasn't fun. In June, everyone was going to the beach on the Volga or Samara River (another river in Samara) to swim, and I was stuck... sitting in the yard in the heat, unable to go anywhere.
I like male names; to be honest, I've always felt neutral towards male names, including my own. I like female names like Elena, Olga, and Ksyusha. I don't like Angela.

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Dracon Mallasa;160634

Basically, when I was at camp with my friends, we were bored and decided to have some fun by "reviving" oranges.
1) We built an altar out of flip-flops.
2) We prepared a sacrifice (an orange, of course, with drawn-on eyes and a mouth).
3) We had a sacrificial knife, thread, etc.
4) My assistant, who helped me, was Seryoga.

And it began...
Seryoga sang "Bumbalaki-don," repeating the phrase every second.
I peeled the "scalp" off the orange, took the thread, and sewed it back on – it turned into a "Frankenstein."
Then I lit a herbarium; the smell was awful!
In a fanatical ecstasy, I started drawing runes. Seryoga was almost hoarse, waving his arms and howling "Bumbalaki-don."
And then the counselors walked in... They liked the idea of reviving the orange, and later, at some competition, Seryoga and I performed this act on stage. The audience liked it, and everyone started calling me "Magister Kandaker."
In real life, I'm Nikolai Kandakov.

Dude, read the topic; why are you going in the wrong direction?