Attention! Floodscar 2008.

I apologize for not adding anyone to the table; I didn't have time today, but I'll try to do it. Also, hello, Lock. You seem to be the forum's resident cynic, so I'll nominate you for that, and I'll vote for you! (Oops, I've broken the rules myself by discussing and choosing candidates before the start). I'll try to send the nominations today, but this won't be the final version and is only for the committee. Here are 5 nominations that will likely be included (90% probability) (excluding "King of Spam"). 1. The Forum's Serious Face. 2. Creative Spammer - a mix of "Forum Provocateur" and "Spammer." 3. Forum Cynic - no comments needed. 4. Forum Chief - the hope and support of the entire forum. 5. Inquisitor - the eradicator of spam. Note for creators of new nominations: nominations like "Most Illiterate" or "Longest Post" are not suitable because the selection for them is based on statistical calculations, not voting. Also, remember that there shouldn't be too many nominations, and they shouldn't be far-fetched because 2 days of voting are allocated for each nomination (maximum), so the selection for 10 nominations will last 20 days (maximum). Also, what do you think about the female nomination "Charm of the Forum"? Wouldn't it be a clone of "Miss Heroes of Might and Magic"?