Gamer's Glossary (Slang names for creatures)

Here is our list!
Gorgons - calves
Wyverns - geese
Spirits - mana-suckers
Knights of Horror - buckets
Fairies - butterflies
Dendroids - firewood
Lizardmen - frogs
Cerberuses - puppies
Dragonflies - flies
Orcish Mages - monkeys
Horned Demons - rhinoceroses
Hellspawn - pits
Phoenixes - little birds
Titans, Giants - elephants
Gogs - monkeys
Unicorns - ponies
Beholders - eyes
Archmages, Battle Gnomes - grandfathers