It’s a very long story…

“Prepare for battle!” shouted the main alien. And immediately, the first wave of… well, let’s just say “organic matter,” knocked down about a third of the alien warriors. Some of them couldn’t get up afterward. Panic spread among the aliens – and understandably so. You’re peacefully flying through space, and suddenly you’re being bombarded with… fecal matter! Many, in a panic, jumped from the spaceship into the open cosmos, and some even resorted to suicide. A few tried to defend themselves, holding up shields in the form of toilets. But the shields shattered into pieces upon impact with the… you know.