Hmm.
However, you're not even a human if you have a tail growing:smile01:. So far, only one thing is clear: you have SOMETHING growing, and that something is not in the front (since it's not a trunk), but in the back (since you call IT a tail):smile43:.
Judge, Your Honor, I object – do not allow non-humanoids to participate in the contest!:smile29:
And I'm not participating in the contest anyway.

