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Might be a bit off-topic, but it's really funny!!! Fellow players, check this out: :smile52:
My wife is a vampire! I figured it out myself.
And time after time, I'm convinced again:
She spends three hours in front of the mirror.
It's clear... She reflects poorly!
My wife is a vampire! Definitely a vampire!
I was gentle with her, just last night.
She said to me: "Ugh... You've eaten garlic!
You seem to want me dead."
My wife is a vampire! Don't drown yourself -
I'll tell her - Leave your wild pride.
You won't suck all the blood out of me!
Because I have a "Honorary Donor" badge.