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...but they didn't give up and cunningly took Cheburashka hostage! Sighing and rubbing their bruises, they carried the poor creature to their residence, where they planned to turn him into one of their allies after cruel torture by watching all 785421 episodes of "Sailor Moon" and 982543 episodes of "Pokémon"! Detective D. Yu. Wolf enlisted the help of Gena the Crocodile, who was ready to tear all the Pokémon apart, Old Woman Shapoklyak, and other beloved Soviet cartoon characters, as well as some old, cool gamers, and a great army set out against the evil Pokémon...
P.S. I used to love "Sailor Moon," but now I just like the anime and manga drawing style (cute big eyes ^_^).