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no matter where and with whom they hang out, what clothes they buy and for how much, fights are common, girls (though they don't really appreciate them), sports, etc.

I can assure you, Ar, that sports and clothes don't interest them, unless you mean caps by "clothes."
"Most often, these guys are weak and not physically fit; they sit around and discuss how many snacks they ate and who did what yesterday :O.
They reproduce by budding from caps; if you take a cap off their head, it will kill them. Sometimes they might ask something, like, "Hey, dude, what time is it?" and their favorite question is, "So, who are you, anyway?" In such cases, you can answer, "What's your purpose in asking?" This usually overloads the underdeveloped brain of the guy, causing him to back off in confusion. Their favorite outfit is a tracksuit top, wide sweatpants, often with shoes, a shoulder bag, which every real guy should have, even if it's empty, and, of course, a cap. Some individuals try to stand out from the group by tucking their jacket into their pants, which only increases their coolness in relation to the other members of the species. They like to listen to chanson and Russian pop music; their favorite song is "Vladimir Central," and every real guy simply must know the lyrics by heart."
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