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But the gamers understood the opponent's weakness. They played with prepared squads, focusing only on simulation games. And the gamers dug out floppy disks with Warcraft 1, Dune 2, Doom, Battle Tanks, and King's Bounty. And the fans of simulation games surrendered, unable to withstand the onslaught of old pixels. But MegaBot didn't give up, bribed Microsoft, and together they began to push out the old games with clones and imitations. And the gamers brought out "Electronika" and started to push back against the clones. Then MegaBot used Microsoft's last reserve – Xbox. But the gamers were helped by newer, but also high-quality, games. They built their own army. "General plan. Panorama. The banners and standards of the Praetorian Guard flutter. Gnome bombardiers light the fuses and smirk maliciously. Three hundred and twenty-five Black Dragons compactly and in a very heroic way await their turn." A resident of the 13th shelter checks with his PIP-boy. The Rainbow special forces squad plans the assault. "An unusually quiet group of corsairs cleans their muskets." The Commando squad prepares for another raid behind enemy lines. "Tanks and artillery are arranged in a hexagonal formation. Belligerent orcs give final instructions to their peons. With creaking, unlubricated interfaces, the ancient Sardaukar dig in on the hills." The Jedi meditate before the battle, trying to achieve balance in the Force. Surprisingly well-organized, a square of demons is formed under the leadership of Diablo himself. Gordon Freeman polishes his trusty crowbar. The Children of Baal summon all the power of their divine father. The Denton brothers recharge their batteries to fully utilize their implants. "Everyone is ready to fight to the last drop of PC blood." ... P.S. The text in quotes was shamelessly stolen from the "Navigator" magazine.

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